Ever notice a hole in your underwear?

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SEXY MICE ARE TO BLAME!

Oprah: we have a mouse that only eats our underwear from our dirty laundry

lqa:  ewlol

Oprah:  perverted little sucker

and expensive!

lqa:  i hear that

have you seen him?

Oprah:  bonnie saw him once

lqa:  or so she says

Oprah:  said he was kind of cute

lqa:  i bet he was

Oprah:  do you think that she is eating my underwear?

cause that could be a whole different problem

lqa:  lol

Oprah:  a much creepier one

lqa:  yes

yes i DO think that she is eating your underwear, and goddammit, didn’t i warn you about this, jesus christ on a cross, holy hell

Oprah:  haha, did you warn me?

lqa:  yes, and i can’t believe you don’t remember:

i was like, hey, Oprah, cool, congrats on the new apartment … but, i gotta say, this chick’s gonna eat your underwear while you sleep

then you punched me in the eye

eyeball, to be exact

Oprah:  oh, yeah, that night

lqa:  lol

Oprah:  stooge style

lqa:  yuk yuk yuk

Oprah:  when eating a philly cheesesteak, would you accept cheez whiz?

it is the traditional cheez for the cheesesteak, but it is also scary

lqa:  yes, it’s traditional

lqa:  unscary and delicious

Oprah:  hmm, looks pretty scary

(hope youre taking notes for iron chef)

Chica needs a new blog, one specifically about the craftier, tastier, and more colorful side of life.

Thoughts on the name?

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Hope you celebrated National Talk Like a Pirate Day in fine style yesterday.

We did.

If you’ve never poached an egg in bacon drippings …

… I strongly suggest that you should.