Oprah: hey! how’s it going?

lqa: bananas

i took a nap just now. i will be heading out soon to put in more applications

i put two in this morning

Oprah:that’s good! where?

lqa: starbucks and whole foods. my degrees are paying off!

i have an interview at 6

Oprah: at whole foods?

lqa: at a cupcakery

for crap pay. but a lovely environment

Oprah: mmm, eating of cupcakes

lqa: i feel that if i can get 3 crap-pay-pleasant-environment jobs, i can stay vaguely sane and rent-paying

Oprah: not bad

lqa: hopefully

or otherwise i am broke and screwed

Oprah: i am sure that you will get something

and be able to pay the bills

did you ever hear anything from your job?

lqa: like my real one?

Oprah: yeah

lqa: somebody called

i didn’t check it

Oprah: hmm

lqa: yea, i dunno

you may be witnessing some kind of meltdown, and/or fabulous rebirth

Oprah: just making a professional change because you are unhappy with what you have been doing

not that radical

lqa: i hope

ha

i feel crazy, like how i imagine the better aspects of senility are

only with more leg-power and less drooling (i hope)

the madman laughs!

Oprah: unrelated:

lqa: good, get me off this

Oprah: i have a coffee mug with a scene from alice in wonderland (a disney mug)

lqa: nice

have i seen it?

Oprah: and i recently noticed that the march hare is weilding a knife and has a crazed look in his eyes

lqa: btw, not unrelated!

Oprah: probably, but you may not have taken note of it

lqa: hm, is he pointing it at anyone?

Oprah: not really

you cant see the point of the knife

lqa: is he crazy, or is he … ::dun dun dun:: … Danger Crazy?

Oprah: march hare style crazy

kinda unpredictable

like all fun and games until he stabs someone

lqa: oh ohkay, like, Whoops! Crazy?

lol

yes

exactly