Chocolate Brick Cookie: ?
CBC: *your* girth is expanding
lqa: is this a quiz?
lqa: (quiz sounds dirty, but isn’t)
CBC: I have trouble picturing that
CBC: “skinny” is part of my internal definition of you
lqa: i’ve gained probably something like 10 lbs in my semi-ployment
lqa: omg, i am nervous; you have internal definitions of people
CBC: yours has 3 pictures in the margin
CBC: 1) you with cotton candy pink hair
CBC: 2) chocolate chip cookies
CBC: 3) plaid pants
lqa: i KNEW the pants were coming back to haunt me!
CBC: haunt? nay, milady
CBC: they are a credit to you
CBC: haha
lqa: please note: if you’re thinking of the pants that i am, they’re the pair i most regret, they had zippers all over them, askew at odd angles, and some large metal loop dangling off the belt
lqa: and fit poorly
lqa: purchased at hot topic
CBC: oh, I don’t think they’re the same ones
lqa: if they’re the greenish ones, i can still sleep at night
CBC: yeah, definitely greenish
lqa: yeah, definitely k-mart. gotta go to k-mart. definitely definitely.
lqa: “Rainman 2008,” starring Chocolate Brick Cookie
lqa: “yea, definitely milady. definitely definitely huzzah”
CBC: definitely judge judy. 4 pm
lqa: OMG. i am watching judge judy
lqa: oh. god.
lqa: WE ARE RAINMAN!
