So apparently, did you know, it’s ‘Dig Up Old Celebrity News’ Day, because, guess what, some of my favorite Google Reader subscriptions told me that:

• Julia Child was once a spy;
• Alanis wrote that song about Uncle Joey;
• Amy’s, y’know, not doing so well;
• Madonna is effing old and scary as all get out;

but for good  measure, here’s some fresh new fun: