From Taste of Home’s 2008 Holiday Recipes issue (’320 Christmas Classics’ — Jews, please seek help elsewhere) comes Edna Hoffman’s (Hebron, Indiana) recipe for Pumpkin Pies for a Gang.

God, please, please, please, so as not to spoil the joyous and brutally adorable images that jump each other in my head, please let it be so that Edna is, in fact, feeding The A-Team of some bunch of hoods straight out of a G.R.E.A.T. PSA.

J’adore.