Chocolate Brick Cookie: if I had a girl, I’d totally holla at her

CBC: and then maybe we’d eat challah together

CBC: that shit is soft and delicious.  love me some challah

lqa: i have made a mean challah in my day

CBC: *made*?!

CBC: why didn’t I know this?

lqa: i dunno, cos i did it in the morewood gardens kitchen, where i made yo’ cookies

CBC: dizamn

CBC: also, you should have said mo’wood

CBC: and thirdly, dizamn again

CBC: but fourth, you should have fallen in love with me when you had the chance .  we would have been all of our friends’ favorite couple

lqa: fun couple!

CBC: and then I could have homemade challah

lqa: the cute-but-not-gross-cute-and-still-fun-to-hang-around-couple-who-always-has-fresh-challah

CBC: emphasis on *always* and *fresh*

lqa: that smells so good

CBC: I’d be like, “byotch, I finished a loaf.  get yer boney ass back in the kitchen and bake!”

CBC: and you’d be all, “you don’t own me, but I do want some more challah.”

CBC: er…  mo’ challah

lqa: lol

lqa: mo’ challah mo’ problems