Drinky Church

Count Chocula: Is there a Trader Joe’s in Pittsburgh now?

lqa: there is

Count Chocula: no fair

lqa: mmm, yes fair, because stupid pennsylvania will not let them sell wine

Count Chocula: haha, ok

Count Chocula: So you still have to go 250 miles for a bottle of Charles Shaw?

lqa: that is true

lqa: i think laws are more lax in NC …

Count Chocula: a point for NC then

Count Chocula: KS is definitely a no-booze-in-the-grocery state

Count Chocula: But there’s a liquor store on like every corner, most with huge beer and wine selections, so it’s okay.

Count Chocula: Well, every other corner, really, because there’s a Baptist church on all the other other corners.

lqa: they should combine them

lqa: business would soar

Count Chocula: hahahahahaha

lqa: if i were to head out to church tomorrow (OpiuMom would weep with joy), i’d like it to be a drinky church

Count Chocula: good call

lqa: furthermore, if i were to open such an establishment, i would indeed call it Drinky Church

Count Chocula: You might convince me to commence churchgoing with a name like that