What Jack Walter may or may not do for a Klondike Bar:

Jack Walter: what would you do for a klondike bar?

lqa: hmmmm

lqa: i would take the midnight train to georgia for a klondike bar

lqa: and you?

Jack Walter: anything

Jack Walter: make a replica of the eiffel tower out of match sticks

lqa: would you eat said replica, if you wre guaranteed a klondike bar to eat as dessert?

Jack Walter: i would

Jack Walter: as long as i could light them first so i wasn’t eating possibly flammable matches

lqa: hmmmm

lqa: now you’re making all these exceptions to the rules …

lqa: i dunno

lqa: i doubt your klondike commitment at this point

Jack Walter: ok, well i guess safety first can be overlooked

lqa: that’s more like it

lqa: there’s that klondike spirit, you betcha

Jack Walter: it is after all for a klondike